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Hour of Slack 1054 - 9X-Day Report Via Time Control
MP3 download, podcast: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=18711
OGG VORBIS and alternate MP3: http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html
And on alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack
See the Hour of Slack page on SubSITE for list of 20 broadcast stations in the U.S. and Canada: http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html
There is ALREADY A REPORT ON 9X-Day -- the whole thing, in this live show from WCSB's studio. Rev. Stang and Lonesome Cowboy Dave, exhausted after having just gotten back into town after 9X-Day, report on the bizarre events that took place at Brushwood, including the Time Control classes which make this pre-debriefing possible.
The show also includes the following pre-recorded collages and X-Day songs:
LeMur: PR_Gnus1301 00:23
LeMur: HOS_Intro643 00:26
LeMur: PopBob_ Song #1006 00:09
El Queso All-Stars: This is the Hour of Slack 02:41
The Billy Nayer Show: Montage Instrumental (background) 02:11
Lonesome Cowboy Dave live: SubGenius Anthem 01:10
Billy Nayer Show: Hopping On Ceres Theme (background) 02:06
KirkendahlVoid: "Plan 69 from Outer Space" 03:50
St. N and Hellena Handbasket: "It's the End of the World" 03:59
Nanslo: Take Me Off to Space 02:12
Ouroborus ReX: "X-Day" 04:53
Bill T. Miller: "X-Day's-a-comin'" 04:07
Sivet Stang: "I'm "Bob's" Own" PG 02:46
Billy Nayer Show: http://billynayer.com
Background music: Hippsaqidix, Edfred, Lonesome Cowboy Dave
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6X-DAY 23 minute video (very high quality) is currently downlaodable from alt.binaries.multimedia.slack: http://www.usenet-replayer.com/cgi/content/archive?scan=alt.binaries.multimedia.slack
This is a very good mpeg2 (DVD quality) copy of the barrage-edited 6X-Day documentary. The one that was on Google Video until it was banned for nakedity was much shorter (and, of course, low-res like any streaming video). This will play on most DVD players when burned to CD-R. It's about 450 mb, posted in a couple of dozen RAR sections that can be reassembled using the PAR file to make the complete file.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
X-DAY IS NIGH!
The SCHEDULE for the End of the World is now online:
9X-DAY SCHEDULE
If you missed the MAIN information about 9X-Day, such as the horrifying events on the planet Jupiter which are due to climax on July 4, see
9 X-DAY MAIN PAGE
Pre-registrations are higher than last year, and we're expecting a good turnout (considering gas prices). It's looking to be fewer old timers -- they must be dying off, or having kids -- and a lot more newcomers. For all we know, these newcomers may all be 80-year-olds. But we suspect they are mostly younger. SubGenii are coming to Brushwood from such remote locales as Germany and Florida.
The bands and guest preachers are all still as advertised -- The Billy Nayer Show, The Amino Acids, Dr. Howll, etc.
I am hoping to have some new video to show, newer than "PRESCRIPTURES 35:9" or whatever I called it and "SubGenius Numa Numa Song"... but we'll for sure have sneak previews of the new SubGenius book floating around, taped to the bathroom stalls, floating in the pond, etc.
The new book, SubGenius Psychlopaedia of Slack Vol. 1 - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON, is due out in October/November. We just finished final revisions and are hoping to see galley copies soon. Meanwhile, I have my own home print-out and a marvelous PDF of it. I am very happy with it and so are the publishers, Thunder's Mouth Press/Avalon. We have not gotten a response back about the book from J.R. "Bob" Dobbs himself yet, however.
IF for some reason the Earth planet (so-called) is still here and functioning after July 5, and if we're still on it, we get to CONTINUE the insane celebrations at Brushwood two weeks after X-Day, for ANOTHER week, at STARWOOD... only, Starwood isn't SubGeniuses-only. Instead, it is a place to meet and trade with unsaved believers of other cults. Many SubGeniuses go so far as to MATE with them. This is a good way to convert people! Princess Wei is heavily involved in organizing Starwood, and I am hosting a devival there on the main Saturday afternoon. Between getting ready for the world to end, and also for it NOT to end just in CASE, We/I are plenty busy.
Rev, Magdalen's important new custody hearing with a new judge happens June 23, and we're all eagerly waiting to hear the results. However it turns out, she AND Jesus will be at 9X-Day... as will THE FAMOUS DEADLY GOAT MASK ITSELF!
I'm sure there's some other important news, but you are actually more likely to find BREAKING SUBGENIUS NEWS at ALT.SLACK. Good luck distinguishing between the SubGenii and the insane trolls! -- when there IS a distinction.
9X-DAY SCHEDULE
If you missed the MAIN information about 9X-Day, such as the horrifying events on the planet Jupiter which are due to climax on July 4, see
9 X-DAY MAIN PAGE
Pre-registrations are higher than last year, and we're expecting a good turnout (considering gas prices). It's looking to be fewer old timers -- they must be dying off, or having kids -- and a lot more newcomers. For all we know, these newcomers may all be 80-year-olds. But we suspect they are mostly younger. SubGenii are coming to Brushwood from such remote locales as Germany and Florida.
The bands and guest preachers are all still as advertised -- The Billy Nayer Show, The Amino Acids, Dr. Howll, etc.
I am hoping to have some new video to show, newer than "PRESCRIPTURES 35:9" or whatever I called it and "SubGenius Numa Numa Song"... but we'll for sure have sneak previews of the new SubGenius book floating around, taped to the bathroom stalls, floating in the pond, etc.
The new book, SubGenius Psychlopaedia of Slack Vol. 1 - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON, is due out in October/November. We just finished final revisions and are hoping to see galley copies soon. Meanwhile, I have my own home print-out and a marvelous PDF of it. I am very happy with it and so are the publishers, Thunder's Mouth Press/Avalon. We have not gotten a response back about the book from J.R. "Bob" Dobbs himself yet, however.
IF for some reason the Earth planet (so-called) is still here and functioning after July 5, and if we're still on it, we get to CONTINUE the insane celebrations at Brushwood two weeks after X-Day, for ANOTHER week, at STARWOOD... only, Starwood isn't SubGeniuses-only. Instead, it is a place to meet and trade with unsaved believers of other cults. Many SubGeniuses go so far as to MATE with them. This is a good way to convert people! Princess Wei is heavily involved in organizing Starwood, and I am hosting a devival there on the main Saturday afternoon. Between getting ready for the world to end, and also for it NOT to end just in CASE, We/I are plenty busy.
Rev, Magdalen's important new custody hearing with a new judge happens June 23, and we're all eagerly waiting to hear the results. However it turns out, she AND Jesus will be at 9X-Day... as will THE FAMOUS DEADLY GOAT MASK ITSELF!
I'm sure there's some other important news, but you are actually more likely to find BREAKING SUBGENIUS NEWS at ALT.SLACK. Good luck distinguishing between the SubGenii and the insane trolls! -- when there IS a distinction.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
New SubGenius Book 'THE BOBLIOGRAPHON' Finished
I finished the final layout tweakings, art credits, etc., and got the master to the publishers only 6 hours after the May 31 deadline!
And you can already buy copies! It's just that your copy won't EXIST until October or so. Check out The SubGenius Psychlopaedia of Slack - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON on Amazon.com.
This was one of the most PLEASURABLE jobs I have ever done, despite the grueling schedule and short deadline. Princess Wei and I are very happy with the final product. THANKS (and eventual royalty checks) to the dozens of artists and writers who contributed!
Who include, as follows: Dr. Philo U. Drummond • Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite • Nenslo • IMBJR • Dr. G. Gordon Gordon • Heart Ignition • Mr. Fernandinande LeMur • Princess Wei “R.” Doe • Rev. Espira • St. Paul Mavrides • Dr. Hal Robins • Satellite Weavers • Father Joe Mama • Rev. Christopher Lee • Rev. Nu-Monet • Jesus Devilacqua • Dr. K’taden Legume • Rev. Susie the Floozy • Rev. Carter LeBlanc • Artemia Salina • Rev. Mary Magdalen • Dave DeLuca • Rev. John Shirley • Modemac • Rev. Nanzi Regalia • Rev. Joe Cosby • St. Byron Werner • Puzzling Evidence • Popess Lilith von Fraumench • Ignatz Topolino • J. Vandewalker • Dok Frop • Lemuel Atom • Rev. Alliekatt • Polar Bear • Rev. Nickie Deathchick • St. Stymie DeBergerac • Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger • Sosodada/AssCo • Sternodox • Rev. Mark Mothersbaugh • Peter Hipwell • Pope Charles • Pope of Berea • Atom Funway • St. Joe Riley • iDRMRSR • Phineas Narco • Frater SODDI • Sister Decadence • Poindexter • Friday Jones • Brad Parks • Doeroadx • A. Tuttle • P. Larsen • M. Carey • J. Graham • Scott Orsi • Michael Peppe • Pastor Bedtime • J. Cobblestone • M. Doscher • Pope Phil Monty • Champion Jack Codini • Enki • Crypts • L. Minatti • S. Kristensen • Rev. ErRoR • HdMrs. Salacia • H. MacAdams • Zontar • J. Miller • DougW • Allosaur • Winkie Emoticon • Rev. Farrago • D. Silk • Magna-3 • Sr. Melodious Chopps • St. Marc • Kimsker • Subvorkian • Minitru • Edfred • KRK Ryden • M. Marren • Delirus • Rev.Freeman • Eric Moore • Juan Forderode • Deivid’s Thang • Unknown SubGenius •
And you can already buy copies! It's just that your copy won't EXIST until October or so. Check out The SubGenius Psychlopaedia of Slack - THE BOBLIOGRAPHON on Amazon.com.
This was one of the most PLEASURABLE jobs I have ever done, despite the grueling schedule and short deadline. Princess Wei and I are very happy with the final product. THANKS (and eventual royalty checks) to the dozens of artists and writers who contributed!
Who include, as follows: Dr. Philo U. Drummond • Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite • Nenslo • IMBJR • Dr. G. Gordon Gordon • Heart Ignition • Mr. Fernandinande LeMur • Princess Wei “R.” Doe • Rev. Espira • St. Paul Mavrides • Dr. Hal Robins • Satellite Weavers • Father Joe Mama • Rev. Christopher Lee • Rev. Nu-Monet • Jesus Devilacqua • Dr. K’taden Legume • Rev. Susie the Floozy • Rev. Carter LeBlanc • Artemia Salina • Rev. Mary Magdalen • Dave DeLuca • Rev. John Shirley • Modemac • Rev. Nanzi Regalia • Rev. Joe Cosby • St. Byron Werner • Puzzling Evidence • Popess Lilith von Fraumench • Ignatz Topolino • J. Vandewalker • Dok Frop • Lemuel Atom • Rev. Alliekatt • Polar Bear • Rev. Nickie Deathchick • St. Stymie DeBergerac • Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger • Sosodada/AssCo • Sternodox • Rev. Mark Mothersbaugh • Peter Hipwell • Pope Charles • Pope of Berea • Atom Funway • St. Joe Riley • iDRMRSR • Phineas Narco • Frater SODDI • Sister Decadence • Poindexter • Friday Jones • Brad Parks • Doeroadx • A. Tuttle • P. Larsen • M. Carey • J. Graham • Scott Orsi • Michael Peppe • Pastor Bedtime • J. Cobblestone • M. Doscher • Pope Phil Monty • Champion Jack Codini • Enki • Crypts • L. Minatti • S. Kristensen • Rev. ErRoR • HdMrs. Salacia • H. MacAdams • Zontar • J. Miller • DougW • Allosaur • Winkie Emoticon • Rev. Farrago • D. Silk • Magna-3 • Sr. Melodious Chopps • St. Marc • Kimsker • Subvorkian • Minitru • Edfred • KRK Ryden • M. Marren • Delirus • Rev.Freeman • Eric Moore • Juan Forderode • Deivid’s Thang • Unknown SubGenius •
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
New SubGenius Book DEEP in Progress
The new SubGenius book, The SubGenius Psychlopaedia of Slack -- THE BOBLIOGRAPHON is scheduled to be in stores in August -- IF 9X-Day turns out to be just another Drill. However, the finished manuscript and complete layout with illustrations must be in the hands of the publishers, Thunder's Mouth Press, by May 30. (Note: they are also reprinting our Revelation X!)
We did not get the go-ahead on this project until middle February, giving this book such a short production schedule that ONLY an Emergentile SubGenius could possibly make it, and ONLY by doing it single-handedly. Thus, I, your not especially humble ediotor, am Slack-working 16 hour days both writing and doing the layout. Most of the art, and many of the text pieces, are by dozens of other SubGenii, but this time I am working alone to pull it all together. If the budget was a little bigger, no doubt Paul Mavrides or another pro would be doing the design. Don't tell the publishers this, but I never even learned a page layout program until last week...
Anyway, the cover (see earlier article) and the first 20 pages are done, and it's looking GORGEOUSLY DENSE. I have to hammer together chapters at the rate of one every two days between now and the deadline, so that is practically all I'm doing.
I'm still putting out Hours of Slack, but 3 out of 4 are re-runs from the olden days. Not necessarily a bad thing. I doubt if I will be able to get to teX-Day, which is a major bummer. And since Magdalen and Jesus have their custody case to fight, I'm also doing what they used to -- filling Membership and product orders, and keeping the swag in stock.
So far, so good. I'll be glad when the book is finished and I can do things like read books and watch TV again.* On the other hand, because I am an Emergentile SubGenius, and love "Bob," I am in hog heaven with all this work. Assembling the best of the last ten years' worth of SubG art and writing is ABSOLUTE TOTAL ALL-OUT SLACK for me. Princess Wei is helping in a million ways, including taking on talk-show jobs that I can't do.
The child custody case that Magdalen and Jesus are fighting has drawn a great deal of attention. Several of the better-known web-zines and blogs are covering it, and this has resulted in a huge influx of business for the Church. We've been ordaining new SubGenii at the rate of 3 a day for a couple of months now, and I'm having to restock ARISE! DVDs and The Book of the SubGenius every couple of weeks.
In other words, when that judge threw his temper-tantrum in court (for which he has since recused himself and handed the case to another judge), sure, he did manage to screw up the lives of several people OVER A CARTOON, but he also inadvertently gave the Church a new financial lease on life.
We have never been so busy. Thanks to the influx of new customers and believers, we've paid off some old Stark Fist printing debts and are actually starting to make REAL MONEY (and KEEP IT!) for the first time since August, 1998!
SO... if it takes me two or three months to answer your email, if I ever do, THIS IS WHY.
As I've been doing for the twelve years, I post daily to alt.slack, which I still consider the main SubGenius forum. It has changed in the last two years, since Google Groups made it easier for amateurs to use Usenet newsgroups, but by the same token it has allowed a lot of riff-raff to abuse it. If you look at alt.slack this month, you'll have to skim past an awful lot of "kook posts" to find the juicy true SubGenius material. Luckily, the kook stuff is instantly identifiable -- it's insanely racist. The current kook crop would be FUNNY, and is at first, but unfortunately there are a lot of Bobbies who insist on FEEDING the kooks rather than ignoring them.
You will soon learn which are the Bobbies to avoid this way, too.
I use a newsreader proper to view Usenet groups like alt.slack, so I am able to filter out the kooks and the subkooks who feed them. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I would heartily suggest looking into Usenet and good (free) newsreader programs -- there's a whole world of goodies out there, a lot more than you can get on the Web without spending a lot of money. My personal favorite goodies are the SubGenius ones.
Most of what's in the new book originally came from alt.slack, alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack.
WHICH REMINDS ME, I have to finish the "Bob" chapter today. Back to work! Work-Slack! OK OK SLACK SLACK
* I actually have been taking "breaks from Slack" and have managed to read a novel per week by my current ShorDurPerSav, Terry Pratchett and his FUCKING HILARIOUS Discworld series. Also, I have seen the Peter Jackson KING KONG 7 times so far. (I'm out to beat Harryhausen's record on the first Kong.)
We did not get the go-ahead on this project until middle February, giving this book such a short production schedule that ONLY an Emergentile SubGenius could possibly make it, and ONLY by doing it single-handedly. Thus, I, your not especially humble ediotor, am Slack-working 16 hour days both writing and doing the layout. Most of the art, and many of the text pieces, are by dozens of other SubGenii, but this time I am working alone to pull it all together. If the budget was a little bigger, no doubt Paul Mavrides or another pro would be doing the design. Don't tell the publishers this, but I never even learned a page layout program until last week...
Anyway, the cover (see earlier article) and the first 20 pages are done, and it's looking GORGEOUSLY DENSE. I have to hammer together chapters at the rate of one every two days between now and the deadline, so that is practically all I'm doing.
I'm still putting out Hours of Slack, but 3 out of 4 are re-runs from the olden days. Not necessarily a bad thing. I doubt if I will be able to get to teX-Day, which is a major bummer. And since Magdalen and Jesus have their custody case to fight, I'm also doing what they used to -- filling Membership and product orders, and keeping the swag in stock.
So far, so good. I'll be glad when the book is finished and I can do things like read books and watch TV again.* On the other hand, because I am an Emergentile SubGenius, and love "Bob," I am in hog heaven with all this work. Assembling the best of the last ten years' worth of SubG art and writing is ABSOLUTE TOTAL ALL-OUT SLACK for me. Princess Wei is helping in a million ways, including taking on talk-show jobs that I can't do.
The child custody case that Magdalen and Jesus are fighting has drawn a great deal of attention. Several of the better-known web-zines and blogs are covering it, and this has resulted in a huge influx of business for the Church. We've been ordaining new SubGenii at the rate of 3 a day for a couple of months now, and I'm having to restock ARISE! DVDs and The Book of the SubGenius every couple of weeks.
In other words, when that judge threw his temper-tantrum in court (for which he has since recused himself and handed the case to another judge), sure, he did manage to screw up the lives of several people OVER A CARTOON, but he also inadvertently gave the Church a new financial lease on life.
We have never been so busy. Thanks to the influx of new customers and believers, we've paid off some old Stark Fist printing debts and are actually starting to make REAL MONEY (and KEEP IT!) for the first time since August, 1998!
SO... if it takes me two or three months to answer your email, if I ever do, THIS IS WHY.
As I've been doing for the twelve years, I post daily to alt.slack, which I still consider the main SubGenius forum. It has changed in the last two years, since Google Groups made it easier for amateurs to use Usenet newsgroups, but by the same token it has allowed a lot of riff-raff to abuse it. If you look at alt.slack this month, you'll have to skim past an awful lot of "kook posts" to find the juicy true SubGenius material. Luckily, the kook stuff is instantly identifiable -- it's insanely racist. The current kook crop would be FUNNY, and is at first, but unfortunately there are a lot of Bobbies who insist on FEEDING the kooks rather than ignoring them.
You will soon learn which are the Bobbies to avoid this way, too.
I use a newsreader proper to view Usenet groups like alt.slack, so I am able to filter out the kooks and the subkooks who feed them. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I would heartily suggest looking into Usenet and good (free) newsreader programs -- there's a whole world of goodies out there, a lot more than you can get on the Web without spending a lot of money. My personal favorite goodies are the SubGenius ones.
Most of what's in the new book originally came from alt.slack, alt.binaries.slack and alt.binaries.multimedia.slack.
WHICH REMINDS ME, I have to finish the "Bob" chapter today. Back to work! Work-Slack! OK OK SLACK SLACK
* I actually have been taking "breaks from Slack" and have managed to read a novel per week by my current ShorDurPerSav, Terry Pratchett and his FUCKING HILARIOUS Discworld series. Also, I have seen the Peter Jackson KING KONG 7 times so far. (I'm out to beat Harryhausen's record on the first Kong.)
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Magdalen's case makes TV news
Magdalen's case makes TV news
http://www.wroctv.com/news/story.asp?id=22255&r=l
From the story:
"Judge Punch refused our previous requests for comment on this case.
And we learned he is currently out of town. Bevilacqua will be back
in court next month, but in front of new judge. Judge Punch recused
himself last week."
-- Please note this does not mean Magdalen has won the case (yet), or
that the case has been settled or dismissed. It is being re-assigned
to another judge, who will be from a completely different country.
Magdalen is hopeful that the new judge will be one who treats the case
with less bias and more neutrality, as judges should.
This news came to us thanks to Modemac's The High Weirdness Project
Wild Hunt has been doing a good job keeping track of the ongoing
case:
www.wildhunt.org
Maybe this ongoing publicity explains why we're STILL selling way too many Ordainment
Memberships a day (like 6 or 7).
Judge Punch may have gotten his Good Christian rocks off briefly by
fucking up one SubGenius family throroughly, but in so doing he also
inadvertently provided the Church of the SubGenius with priceless,
life-giving publicity.
I did like 8 talk shows in the last 2 weeks, and I have had to
constantly replenish Membership pack supplies to meet the demand for
ordainments.
Oddly enough there's a marked increase in orders from military bases...
I must've sent 10 APO/AE packages out last week.
Methinks Judge Punch could smell Geraldo coming.
http://www.wroctv.com/news/story.asp?id=22255&r=l
From the story:
"Judge Punch refused our previous requests for comment on this case.
And we learned he is currently out of town. Bevilacqua will be back
in court next month, but in front of new judge. Judge Punch recused
himself last week."
-- Please note this does not mean Magdalen has won the case (yet), or
that the case has been settled or dismissed. It is being re-assigned
to another judge, who will be from a completely different country.
Magdalen is hopeful that the new judge will be one who treats the case
with less bias and more neutrality, as judges should.
This news came to us thanks to Modemac's The High Weirdness Project
Wild Hunt has been doing a good job keeping track of the ongoing
case:
www.wildhunt.org
Maybe this ongoing publicity explains why we're STILL selling way too many Ordainment
Memberships a day (like 6 or 7).
Judge Punch may have gotten his Good Christian rocks off briefly by
fucking up one SubGenius family throroughly, but in so doing he also
inadvertently provided the Church of the SubGenius with priceless,
life-giving publicity.
I did like 8 talk shows in the last 2 weeks, and I have had to
constantly replenish Membership pack supplies to meet the demand for
ordainments.
Oddly enough there's a marked increase in orders from military bases...
I must've sent 10 APO/AE packages out last week.
Methinks Judge Punch could smell Geraldo coming.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
New SubGenius Book Cover
Due out in August from Thunder's Mouth. Due into Thunder's Mouth by May 15.
Photoreal Dobbshead by Nenslo
45 Dobbsheads background by Heart Ignition
Princess Wei "R." Doe came up with the spelling "Psychlopaedia" as well as half of "Bobliographon."
"The SubGenius Cyclopaedia" is predicted in the little list of Books and Films in Pamphlet #1, written in 1979.
In other news:
REGISTER FOR 9X-DAY
Updates on Magdalen's custody case
Friday, March 17, 2006
SubGenius Reverend Magdalen ordered not to mention her son on the Internet
This news from Modemac:
Since the news of Reverend Magdalen's legal proceedings broke, people
have been asking Magdalen to post the actual transcripts of the court
proceedings, so that they can read Judge Punch's words for themselves
and verify that she was speaking the truth. The transcripts of the
case were to become available by March 6th. However, for the entire
week since March 3rd, Magdalen has been absent from the Internet, and
she has not been able to make the transcripts available.
The reason for Magdalen's absence (and the lack of the transcripts)
became clear as of Thursday, March 9. On that day, I learned that the
judge had ordered Magdalen to cease all communication on the Internet
regarding her son. This was not a written statement ˆ the judge had
verbally ordered her to remain offline, and no written order was
available. Magdalen stated that even though the order was verbal, the
court considered it to be an official order from the judge, and so she
has had to remain offline since then.
However, as of March 15th, Magdalen had obtained legal reputation from
none other than the law firm of Lipsitz Green Fahringer Roll Salisbury
& Cambria, LLP. (This firm includes Larry Flynt and Marilyn Manson
among their clients.) Magdalen's legal team is challenging this order.
When the order is overturned and she is online again, she will have
quite a story to tell.
IMPORTANT: Because Magdalen has a new legal team, donations to her
legal fund are to be sent to a new address. Paypal donations can still
be sent to magdalen@subgenius.com. Checks or other payments can be
mailed to the attention of:
Christopher S. Mattingly
Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857
http://www.lipsitzgreen.com/attys/Mattingly.asp
Since the news of Reverend Magdalen's legal proceedings broke, people
have been asking Magdalen to post the actual transcripts of the court
proceedings, so that they can read Judge Punch's words for themselves
and verify that she was speaking the truth. The transcripts of the
case were to become available by March 6th. However, for the entire
week since March 3rd, Magdalen has been absent from the Internet, and
she has not been able to make the transcripts available.
The reason for Magdalen's absence (and the lack of the transcripts)
became clear as of Thursday, March 9. On that day, I learned that the
judge had ordered Magdalen to cease all communication on the Internet
regarding her son. This was not a written statement ˆ the judge had
verbally ordered her to remain offline, and no written order was
available. Magdalen stated that even though the order was verbal, the
court considered it to be an official order from the judge, and so she
has had to remain offline since then.
However, as of March 15th, Magdalen had obtained legal reputation from
none other than the law firm of Lipsitz Green Fahringer Roll Salisbury
& Cambria, LLP. (This firm includes Larry Flynt and Marilyn Manson
among their clients.) Magdalen's legal team is challenging this order.
When the order is overturned and she is online again, she will have
quite a story to tell.
IMPORTANT: Because Magdalen has a new legal team, donations to her
legal fund are to be sent to a new address. Paypal donations can still
be sent to magdalen@subgenius.com. Checks or other payments can be
mailed to the attention of:
Christopher S. Mattingly
Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857
http://www.lipsitzgreen.com/attys/Mattingly.asp
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
X-Rated Satanistical Masoniac Artwork, Photos
Ah, yes, Dear Friends.
I have been promising for a year to update the Art Mines, and, by gobbs, I have just uploaded a year's worth of art, cartoons, printable PDFs, little Internetiful movies, lost 8X-Day photos, Chick take-offs, Flash blips, media barrages, comics, proon, etc.
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics13/index.html
This is ART MINES TUNNEL #22
and it contains the Dobbsly stuff from alt.binaries.slack since Sunday-year.
A year of IMBJR, LeMur, Heart Ignition, Artemia Salina, Espira, Zontar. . . it has ALL THE THATs by the forementioned, and the CONNIEs. . . little movies in cellphone-ready tiny WMV format. . . Pamphlets #1 and 2 in PDF format. . . an all-new pamphlet by Pope Coronus, and another by Rev. Priest. . . Lamprey System's TRANSMANIACON, which presents 1000 bulldada images per second, if you have a Mac; and. . .
SubGenius PORTRAITS 2004-2006 -- photos of everybody
plus hand-drawn portraits by Nu-Monet and Artemia Salina
8X-Day pics not previously posted
Although I carefully tweaked and adjusted the main Art Mines stash, the Portraits and Devivals photos stashes are assembled rather more hurriedly. Be ready for larger file sizes. The Index might sate your curiosity without your having to look at each picture full-size. Some Mysteries may await you in the Portraits area, because I've relied on the file names to identify the individuals and I (or the contributors) didn't always label the files with that much detail.
There are definitely all manner of mistakes and typos in this brand-new mass upload, so if anybody wants to tattle to me about fuckups I'll be glad to hear them.
I might also add the other recent news that we got a new SubGenius book deal. We are now assembling the tome "SUBGENIUS CYCLOPAEDIA OF SLACK Vol. 1 -- THE BOBLIOGRAPHON" for Thunder's Mouth Press, who will also be reprinting REVELATION X. The books will be out in August, but that means I have to finish the writing, art selection and layout by May 15!
So, if you notice that Hours of Slack are all RERUNS for the next 2 months, you'll know why.
BUT! At least I got 300 megs of newly old stuff onto SubSITE.
FREE for you to view, in FULL COLOR and STEREOPHONIC SOUND. So, think about contributing to our projects by BUYING SOMETHING from the Scatalog. . . because the stuff we SELL is NOT THE SAME as what we HAND OUT.
http://subgenius.com/scatalog.html
Now that we have refreshed the Art Mines, done the umpteen dozen radio talk shows and Hours of Slack about Magdalen's case, and generally caught up or gotten ahead on the various weekly and monthly SubGenius media stashes, I am planning to vanish into this book project until it is done. We will still be filling orders and accepting donations, but if nobody answers your friendly, chatty email to SubG Foundation, this-all is why. Thank you for your patience and understanding. Now scope out http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics13/index.html
I have been promising for a year to update the Art Mines, and, by gobbs, I have just uploaded a year's worth of art, cartoons, printable PDFs, little Internetiful movies, lost 8X-Day photos, Chick take-offs, Flash blips, media barrages, comics, proon, etc.
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics13/index.html
This is ART MINES TUNNEL #22
and it contains the Dobbsly stuff from alt.binaries.slack since Sunday-year.
A year of IMBJR, LeMur, Heart Ignition, Artemia Salina, Espira, Zontar. . . it has ALL THE THATs by the forementioned, and the CONNIEs. . . little movies in cellphone-ready tiny WMV format. . . Pamphlets #1 and 2 in PDF format. . . an all-new pamphlet by Pope Coronus, and another by Rev. Priest. . . Lamprey System's TRANSMANIACON, which presents 1000 bulldada images per second, if you have a Mac; and. . .
SubGenius PORTRAITS 2004-2006 -- photos of everybody
plus hand-drawn portraits by Nu-Monet and Artemia Salina
8X-Day pics not previously posted
Although I carefully tweaked and adjusted the main Art Mines stash, the Portraits and Devivals photos stashes are assembled rather more hurriedly. Be ready for larger file sizes. The Index might sate your curiosity without your having to look at each picture full-size. Some Mysteries may await you in the Portraits area, because I've relied on the file names to identify the individuals and I (or the contributors) didn't always label the files with that much detail.
There are definitely all manner of mistakes and typos in this brand-new mass upload, so if anybody wants to tattle to me about fuckups I'll be glad to hear them.
I might also add the other recent news that we got a new SubGenius book deal. We are now assembling the tome "SUBGENIUS CYCLOPAEDIA OF SLACK Vol. 1 -- THE BOBLIOGRAPHON" for Thunder's Mouth Press, who will also be reprinting REVELATION X. The books will be out in August, but that means I have to finish the writing, art selection and layout by May 15!
So, if you notice that Hours of Slack are all RERUNS for the next 2 months, you'll know why.
BUT! At least I got 300 megs of newly old stuff onto SubSITE.
FREE for you to view, in FULL COLOR and STEREOPHONIC SOUND. So, think about contributing to our projects by BUYING SOMETHING from the Scatalog. . . because the stuff we SELL is NOT THE SAME as what we HAND OUT.
http://subgenius.com/scatalog.html
Now that we have refreshed the Art Mines, done the umpteen dozen radio talk shows and Hours of Slack about Magdalen's case, and generally caught up or gotten ahead on the various weekly and monthly SubGenius media stashes, I am planning to vanish into this book project until it is done. We will still be filling orders and accepting donations, but if nobody answers your friendly, chatty email to SubG Foundation, this-all is why. Thank you for your patience and understanding. Now scope out http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics13/index.html
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
WinterStar, Magdalen News on Radio4All
WinterStar, Magdalen News on Radio4All
MP3 and podcast:
http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=16817
Church of the SubGenius Special Report
Rev. Ivan Stang at WinterStar 2006, Part 4
Rev. Mary Magdalen's Custody Case In the News
Recorded at WinterStar Symposium 2006 (see rosencomet.com), where Rev. Ivan Stang preached to the NeoPagans and other weirdos regarding a miscarriage of justice in a SubGenius's child custody case.
Some texts being read are by Magdalen, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, Dr. Onan Canobite, Orton Nenslo, Rev. Joe Cosby, Rev. Ivan Stang
This mp3 covers the end of the sermon. We'll post the rest later. For more info on the fundraising and other links, see earlier posts on this blog.
Recorded 2006-02-25
WinterStar Symposium, Atwood Lodge, Dellroy, Ohio
MP3 and podcast:
http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=16817
Church of the SubGenius Special Report
Rev. Ivan Stang at WinterStar 2006, Part 4
Rev. Mary Magdalen's Custody Case In the News
Recorded at WinterStar Symposium 2006 (see rosencomet.com), where Rev. Ivan Stang preached to the NeoPagans and other weirdos regarding a miscarriage of justice in a SubGenius's child custody case.
Some texts being read are by Magdalen, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, Dr. Onan Canobite, Orton Nenslo, Rev. Joe Cosby, Rev. Ivan Stang
This mp3 covers the end of the sermon. We'll post the rest later. For more info on the fundraising and other links, see earlier posts on this blog.
Recorded 2006-02-25
WinterStar Symposium, Atwood Lodge, Dellroy, Ohio
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
We're suddenly in the news, for all the wrong reasons
This just started yesterday morning with Magdalen's press release about her custody problems (see earlier post, below). During the course of yesterday, Feb. 21, the SubGenius website got 36,366 visits -- not hits, but site visits. (Our average generally is about 17,000 visitors a day).
Below are some of the sites that have picked up on this story. So far it's all Internet, but it's big Internet.
http://tinyurl.com/na6af (wikipedia news)
http://blogs.salon.com/0003494/2006/02/21.html
http://www.johnshirley.net/
http://revstang.blogspot.com/
http://patrhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifiotboy.blogspot.com/2006_02_19_patriotboy_archive.html#11405041544637586
(Yesterday's news, so you'll have to scroll down a bit for this one, same with the boing boing one below)
http://boingboing.net/
Alt.slack is going slightly berserk, but it always does that.
The good news is that we're being FLOODED with Membership ordainment orders, DVD orders and radio show subscriptions. The Hour of Slack downloads jumped from maybe 300 or 400 to over 1,000. The bad news is that I have a new SubGenius book due by May 15 -- and that includes writing, illustrating, and finished design! I mean, that's good news, but it's bad that two time-consuming events are coinciding.
I wish this notoriety was happening for some other reason than a miscarriage of justice.
On a lighter note, our videos (well, excerpts of the longer ones) are now freely available and easy to view on Video Google, and there's a brand new one up:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1619903307050450812
Below are some of the sites that have picked up on this story. So far it's all Internet, but it's big Internet.
http://tinyurl.com/na6af (wikipedia news)
http://blogs.salon.com/0003494/2006/02/21.html
http://www.johnshirley.net/
http://revstang.blogspot.com/
http://patrhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifiotboy.blogspot.com/2006_02_19_patriotboy_archive.html#11405041544637586
(Yesterday's news, so you'll have to scroll down a bit for this one, same with the boing boing one below)
http://boingboing.net/
Alt.slack is going slightly berserk, but it always does that.
The good news is that we're being FLOODED with Membership ordainment orders, DVD orders and radio show subscriptions. The Hour of Slack downloads jumped from maybe 300 or 400 to over 1,000. The bad news is that I have a new SubGenius book due by May 15 -- and that includes writing, illustrating, and finished design! I mean, that's good news, but it's bad that two time-consuming events are coinciding.
I wish this notoriety was happening for some other reason than a miscarriage of justice.
On a lighter note, our videos (well, excerpts of the longer ones) are now freely available and easy to view on Video Google, and there's a brand new one up:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1619903307050450812
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
"Bob's" Most Dutiful Servants in Desperate Straits -- You Can Help
http://subgenius.com/updates/maghelp.html
A few years ago, the Bevilacqua family (Rev. Magdalen & Jesus) literally kept The SubGenius Foundation from folding up and vanishing. I had been trying to keep the little business together practically on my own, but it had become a gigantic drain on me personally and financially. Jesus saw potential in it, though, and convinced me not to give up -- BY MOVING TO DALLAS TO HELP FULL TIME. (To this day, Jesus and Magdalen remain the only other SubGeniuses besides myself to LITERALLY repent, quit their jobs and "slack off" in this manner.) By 1998, when Jesus and Magdalen married, the Foundation income had tripled, and not only did we have salaries, but we were able to hire more part time help (Rev. Nickie Deathchick in addition to Will O'Dobbs).
The existing custody case over Magdalen's son, however, created huge legal bills that eventually required Jesus to take a higher-paying job for The Conspiracy. At that point, it was Rev. Magdalen who stepped in and kept the practical, day-to-day, unglamorous aspects of the little biz going. She was doing it basically without pay, too.
When Jesus' job suddenly took the whole family to Austin, Texas and then to Colombus, Georgia, it became obvious that The SubGenius Foundation's Sacred P.O. Box and mail order biz could not continue to jump from city to city, so I took over the whole shebang again. Thanks to the countless ways in which Jesus and Magdalen had streamlined the business, it's become vastly less time-consuming, taking me maybe an hour a day.
Were it not for this family, there'd be no SubSITE any more, HOUR OF SLACK would have ended, I wouldn't be working on a new book and REV-X reprint, etc. etc.
((NO NENSLETICAL WISECRACKS HERE, PLEASE!!))
TIME FOR PAYBACK
For Magdalen and Jesus, a parent's NEXT-TO-WORST NIGHTMARE is taking place in real life, and one reason this injustice is happening is due to, not the Church of the SubGenius, but dumbass misunderstandings of it (and probably pretty much everything else Slackful). Also, if you ask me, on a monstrous misunderstanding of what "freedom" in America is supposed to mean.
I raised two children. I cannot imagine how this must feel. I HAVE had to TRY to imagine it, but, praise Dobbs, that's all I've had to do. I speak to Magdalen on the phone fairly often and she's holding up, amazingly. She's fighting instead of sinking into despair, which, believe me, would be VERY tempting.
This is our chance as a bunch of weirdos to pay back a family of weirdos who have, for YEARS, done the DIRTIEST JOB OF THE CHURCH -- being the interface between it and the Con, on a daily basis.
SubGenius Foundation mail order is doing fine this month. We got several new subscribers to Hour of Slack and a big donation from one of the best guitar players in the world. I got a new book contract and the check is in the mail. So DON'T BUY ANY SUBGENIUS SHIT THIS MONTH! Send your checks or Paypal funds to Magdalen instead, and next time you download an Hour of Slack or SubVid for free, or browse through the Art Mines (which I WILL update, I SWEAR!!), consider it bought with a Love Offering.
That's what this is. A Love Offering. MAGS NEEDS $LACK.
More than that, most important of all, eclipsing any other bullshit I could possibly say, CONBO* NEEDS HIS MOM.
THE STORY and donations links, info:
http://subgenius.com/updates/maghelp.html
* Think "MarJoe"
A few years ago, the Bevilacqua family (Rev. Magdalen & Jesus) literally kept The SubGenius Foundation from folding up and vanishing. I had been trying to keep the little business together practically on my own, but it had become a gigantic drain on me personally and financially. Jesus saw potential in it, though, and convinced me not to give up -- BY MOVING TO DALLAS TO HELP FULL TIME. (To this day, Jesus and Magdalen remain the only other SubGeniuses besides myself to LITERALLY repent, quit their jobs and "slack off" in this manner.) By 1998, when Jesus and Magdalen married, the Foundation income had tripled, and not only did we have salaries, but we were able to hire more part time help (Rev. Nickie Deathchick in addition to Will O'Dobbs).
The existing custody case over Magdalen's son, however, created huge legal bills that eventually required Jesus to take a higher-paying job for The Conspiracy. At that point, it was Rev. Magdalen who stepped in and kept the practical, day-to-day, unglamorous aspects of the little biz going. She was doing it basically without pay, too.
When Jesus' job suddenly took the whole family to Austin, Texas and then to Colombus, Georgia, it became obvious that The SubGenius Foundation's Sacred P.O. Box and mail order biz could not continue to jump from city to city, so I took over the whole shebang again. Thanks to the countless ways in which Jesus and Magdalen had streamlined the business, it's become vastly less time-consuming, taking me maybe an hour a day.
Were it not for this family, there'd be no SubSITE any more, HOUR OF SLACK would have ended, I wouldn't be working on a new book and REV-X reprint, etc. etc.
((NO NENSLETICAL WISECRACKS HERE, PLEASE!!))
TIME FOR PAYBACK
For Magdalen and Jesus, a parent's NEXT-TO-WORST NIGHTMARE is taking place in real life, and one reason this injustice is happening is due to, not the Church of the SubGenius, but dumbass misunderstandings of it (and probably pretty much everything else Slackful). Also, if you ask me, on a monstrous misunderstanding of what "freedom" in America is supposed to mean.
I raised two children. I cannot imagine how this must feel. I HAVE had to TRY to imagine it, but, praise Dobbs, that's all I've had to do. I speak to Magdalen on the phone fairly often and she's holding up, amazingly. She's fighting instead of sinking into despair, which, believe me, would be VERY tempting.
This is our chance as a bunch of weirdos to pay back a family of weirdos who have, for YEARS, done the DIRTIEST JOB OF THE CHURCH -- being the interface between it and the Con, on a daily basis.
SubGenius Foundation mail order is doing fine this month. We got several new subscribers to Hour of Slack and a big donation from one of the best guitar players in the world. I got a new book contract and the check is in the mail. So DON'T BUY ANY SUBGENIUS SHIT THIS MONTH! Send your checks or Paypal funds to Magdalen instead, and next time you download an Hour of Slack or SubVid for free, or browse through the Art Mines (which I WILL update, I SWEAR!!), consider it bought with a Love Offering.
That's what this is. A Love Offering. MAGS NEEDS $LACK.
More than that, most important of all, eclipsing any other bullshit I could possibly say, CONBO* NEEDS HIS MOM.
THE STORY and donations links, info:
http://subgenius.com/updates/maghelp.html
* Think "MarJoe"
Friday, January 20, 2006
Bobliography-90, new video
Viewable now (streaming) at:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3601799870447642425
Higher resolution copies are available at alt.binaries.multimedia.slack (and some at alt.binaries.slack) in formats SVCD mpeg2, vcd mpeg1, iPod mp4, regular mpeg4, and DivX avi.
"A 4-minute computer animated music video celebrating Slack, J.R."Bob" Dobbs, The Hour of Slack, comedy, collage, experimental anarchy, X-Day, sexhurt, nudity of Dobbsheads, Prairie Squid, and The Church of the SubGenius."
Director, Music, Animation: Rev. Ivan Stang
(Color Dobbsheads by St. Kenneth Huey, Assassinated Nenmaster Orton Nenslo, and Atom Funway; quick-cut still graphics by IMBJR)
Animator's note:
This seems to happen whenever I get sick. Two weeks ago, it was poison ivy. The itching had me feeling intermittently crappy and I took that as an excuse to take a break from doing clerkish Sacred Scribe work. This usually means that I "splurge" on making artwork, normally a guilty pleasure, because the income it derives is LONG-TERM and that doesn't pay the limo lease bills, kow'm sa'in'? In this case I decided to celebrate my poison ivy by monkeying with Artmatics, the Final Cut Pro effects gizmos, Apple Soundtrack (for music) and old Bryce files that had never been animated. Thanks to THE GRIPTION CLENCH I have new gear that makes animation of old 3D scenes possible.
Anyway I set out to do gloorping Dobbsheads set to gloorping original music. I started with a few random gloorping Dobbsheads and some random ravey beats. Then I kind of went back and forth between the music program and the animation programs, a couple or three times, adding to the animation to match the music and adding to the music to match the animation until the whole mess was suitably crammed with eye and ear candy, all directed entirely at mindless hymnotic Adoration of The Dobbshead.
Many other SubG videos are on Google Video at
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=subgenius
SubVids are also downloadable in differing DVD-ready formats at various times from alt.binaries.multimedia.slack (with smaller, computery versions at alt.binaries.slack)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3601799870447642425
Higher resolution copies are available at alt.binaries.multimedia.slack (and some at alt.binaries.slack) in formats SVCD mpeg2, vcd mpeg1, iPod mp4, regular mpeg4, and DivX avi.
"A 4-minute computer animated music video celebrating Slack, J.R."Bob" Dobbs, The Hour of Slack, comedy, collage, experimental anarchy, X-Day, sexhurt, nudity of Dobbsheads, Prairie Squid, and The Church of the SubGenius."
Director, Music, Animation: Rev. Ivan Stang
(Color Dobbsheads by St. Kenneth Huey, Assassinated Nenmaster Orton Nenslo, and Atom Funway; quick-cut still graphics by IMBJR)
Animator's note:
This seems to happen whenever I get sick. Two weeks ago, it was poison ivy. The itching had me feeling intermittently crappy and I took that as an excuse to take a break from doing clerkish Sacred Scribe work. This usually means that I "splurge" on making artwork, normally a guilty pleasure, because the income it derives is LONG-TERM and that doesn't pay the limo lease bills, kow'm sa'in'? In this case I decided to celebrate my poison ivy by monkeying with Artmatics, the Final Cut Pro effects gizmos, Apple Soundtrack (for music) and old Bryce files that had never been animated. Thanks to THE GRIPTION CLENCH I have new gear that makes animation of old 3D scenes possible.
Anyway I set out to do gloorping Dobbsheads set to gloorping original music. I started with a few random gloorping Dobbsheads and some random ravey beats. Then I kind of went back and forth between the music program and the animation programs, a couple or three times, adding to the animation to match the music and adding to the music to match the animation until the whole mess was suitably crammed with eye and ear candy, all directed entirely at mindless hymnotic Adoration of The Dobbshead.
Many other SubG videos are on Google Video at
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=subgenius
SubVids are also downloadable in differing DVD-ready formats at various times from alt.binaries.multimedia.slack (with smaller, computery versions at alt.binaries.slack)
Friday, January 06, 2006
Two New Hours of Slack -- from Rev. Susie the Floozy
Hour of Slack #1029 -- Susie's Hurricane Spectacular - "Hell & High Water I"
MP3: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=15870
And on alt.binaries.multimedia.slack
Hour of Slack #1030 -- Susie Hurricane 2
"Hell & High Water II"
MP3: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=15891
Ogg Vorbis high and low res files of both new shows are at http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html
and alt.binaries.slack
Rev. Susie the Floozy produced four timely Hurricane Katrina special editions of her show, "Bob's" SlackTime Funhouse on WREK-Atlanta (wrek.org), and we're honored to present them in this untimely fashion as Bonus Floozian Hours of Slack. Susie's editing is SubGenius Media Barrage Style at its most battering!
The Church of the SubGenius Radio Ministry seeks to brainwash you totally into abject lifelong subservience to The High Epopt and Living SlackMaster, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
Keywords
Hurricane Katrina, Susie the Floozy, Slack, J.R."Bob" Dobbs, Bob Dobbs, Hour of Slack, comedy, collage, experimental, anarchy, X-Day, nudity, sexhurt, Prairie Squid, SubGenius
MP3: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=15870
And on alt.binaries.multimedia.slack
Hour of Slack #1030 -- Susie Hurricane 2
"Hell & High Water II"
MP3: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=15891
Ogg Vorbis high and low res files of both new shows are at http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html
and alt.binaries.slack
Rev. Susie the Floozy produced four timely Hurricane Katrina special editions of her show, "Bob's" SlackTime Funhouse on WREK-Atlanta (wrek.org), and we're honored to present them in this untimely fashion as Bonus Floozian Hours of Slack. Susie's editing is SubGenius Media Barrage Style at its most battering!
The Church of the SubGenius Radio Ministry seeks to brainwash you totally into abject lifelong subservience to The High Epopt and Living SlackMaster, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
Keywords
Hurricane Katrina, Susie the Floozy, Slack, J.R."Bob" Dobbs, Bob Dobbs, Hour of Slack, comedy, collage, experimental, anarchy, X-Day, nudity, sexhurt, Prairie Squid, SubGenius
Saturday, December 17, 2005
St. Byron Werner Art Website!
SubGenius Saint Byron Werner has been making unusual original art since the early
70s. He is currently working in a style that is uniquely his own. Using
gift wrapping paper and various hole punches and scissors he creates a
psychedelic folk art paper mosaic, blazing with bright contrasting
colors and jumbled textures. His surfaces are alive, kinetic and
interactive with reflective elements and curious details. Photography
sometimes does not do them full justice. Computers are not used. This
is strictly a folk art, hands on approach. The meticulous detail gives
evidence to the long hours of careful assembly.
Commissions are welcome. Please contact the artist for details.
Artwork by Byron Werner web pages:
http://www.rockseye.com/werner/
Contact Byron Werner:
col.bleep@netzero.com
70s. He is currently working in a style that is uniquely his own. Using
gift wrapping paper and various hole punches and scissors he creates a
psychedelic folk art paper mosaic, blazing with bright contrasting
colors and jumbled textures. His surfaces are alive, kinetic and
interactive with reflective elements and curious details. Photography
sometimes does not do them full justice. Computers are not used. This
is strictly a folk art, hands on approach. The meticulous detail gives
evidence to the long hours of careful assembly.
Commissions are welcome. Please contact the artist for details.
Artwork by Byron Werner web pages:
http://www.rockseye.com/werner/
Contact Byron Werner:
col.bleep@netzero.com
Friday, December 16, 2005
Ultimate Xistlessnessmas Holiday Rerun Hour of Slack
Hour of Slack 1026: Ultimate Xistlessnessmas Mix
Rerun of #867 (& 921), which was itself a condensation of the previous year's 3-show "Best of Xmas Sickness" compilation, which were themselves the concentrated best-of from 15 years' worth of previous Xmas SubGenius and other Xmas weirdo collections.
MP3: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=15584
Stereo Ogg and mono mp3: http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html
For folks with old timey modems, that mono mp3 is quite a small file, only 10 mb.
Also just put online is the latest of the SubG-OverTheEdge-Puzzling Evidence Thanksgiving Executive Banquet III and JFK Assassination Investigation, Hour of Slack #1025:
http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=15580 for the stereo mp3.
Rerun of #867 (& 921), which was itself a condensation of the previous year's 3-show "Best of Xmas Sickness" compilation, which were themselves the concentrated best-of from 15 years' worth of previous Xmas SubGenius and other Xmas weirdo collections.
MP3: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=15584
Stereo Ogg and mono mp3: http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html
For folks with old timey modems, that mono mp3 is quite a small file, only 10 mb.
Also just put online is the latest of the SubG-OverTheEdge-Puzzling Evidence Thanksgiving Executive Banquet III and JFK Assassination Investigation, Hour of Slack #1025:
http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=15580 for the stereo mp3.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Zillions of free SubGenius Videos
Over twenty are already posted, and more coming!
Just about ANYBODY can now view the main SubGenius videos (including excerpts from the newly revamped ARISE!). Over twenty are already posted, and more coming!
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=SubGenius
NOTE: Two of the videos, "Public Service Announcement" and "Dobbs DeMeditator," were not posted by me. These may be the first two that appear on the screen; don't let them deter you. There are two pages listing a dozen videos each. The best one to start with would be "SubGenius Commercial," if you have't seen it, or the ARISE clip called "Life of "Bob"."
This Video Google thing can be pretty habit-forming. The oddest things come up when you use its search engine. I typed in "nudity" for the search, and on the first page I got (among other things with little or no actual nudity) the SubVids BUG PORN and X-DAY'S A-COMIN'.
Seeing "BUG PORN $1" on that screen in exactly that way completes a
circle -- years ago, I had a dream of seeing bug close-ups with the
blinking bold red phrase "BUG PORN $1" on an internet movie, and that's
what prompted me to start actually putting together that movie. Which
may be one reason the narrative of the movie actually makes no kind of
sense at all.
I need to go back in and add keywords to most of the movies'
descriptions. I'll put them in a secret place where the video uploader
put the transcript, if there is one -- which nobody else sees yet. The
search engine looks for those words, though. That's why if you use
"triceratops" for the search it'll pull up a dumb Japanese rock band
and Day of the SubGenius -- which is based on Brag of the SubGenius,
which text is what I pasted in for the transcript.
OTHER VIDEO NEWS: iPod, phone versions of ARISE!, other SubGenius shorts
posted
iPOD-ready versions of several shorts -- and THE WHOLE ARISE! --- are
on a.b.m.s. Yes, ALL OF ARISE! in iPod-ready m4v format (mpeg4 with a
twist of lemon). Only 400 mb! (posted in easy-to-assemble RAR parts
with special PARS in case any of the RARs are missing)
Also posted are teeny-tiny versions of ARISE! (the whole movie, in
sizes from 25 mb to 70 mb) ready for various types of mobile phones --
3GP format and AMC -- and a WMV version that's the teeniest yet, just
for the hell of it.
I also put some of these onto the Usenet groups alt.binaries.ipod.videos and alt.binaries.warez.pocketpc.movies
If any of you all-net-capable kids wanted to put these smallish files into circulation
some other way besides Usenet, that'd be great. I don't even know what
the other parts of the Internet are CALLED. All your peer to peer
stuff. Where you let your computers directly sniff each others' butts.
Let me know, is all I ask, so I can put a link to them on SubSITE.
A.b.m.s. also sports the full-res DivX avi of ARISE (from last week)
and an mpeg4 hi-res version, posted a month ago.
This is the REVISED ARISE!, with a lot of fixes and new footage. The ARISE! DVD in our catalog likewise is the new version. It has 45 minutes of Extra Features, too, that the old DVD didn't have: the Censored Scenes, 6X-Day, Bug Porn, 2 X-Day music videos ("X-Day's A-Comin'" and "Planet X or Bust"), Sosodada's Dobbstown travel ad, Onan's Confession, and Cobblestone's "Mapped Out 2".
I recut ARISE! video like a house-afire. I started out
intending merely to change some addresses and prices in the old
version, and pack some extras into the DVD (like the out-takes), but I
got to picking my way through the entire thing, replacing shots here
and fixing little niggling errors there. I must've made 300 changes.
It's REALLY different... much better looking.
Where there used to be shitty shots of great artwork, now it's great
shots of great artwork. Where there used to be crappy silent movie
footage in some places, now there's full-scale CGI. Like for instance,
Dobbstown used to be represented by some ripped-off shot from a silent
Atlantis movie or whatnot. Now it's REALLY DOBBSTOWN in full glorious
CGI. The Wings of Slack rise over cities as sunset-lit clouds stream
overhead. Melty psychedelic Dobbsheads that were impressive in 1986
have been replaced by melty psychedelic Dobbsheads that were impressive
in 2006.
Sequences that were once one dull shot of an old graphic are now
BARRAGES of DOZENS of new graphics. Or oldishly-new graphics (mostly
Nenslo, me and LeMur). I even added updated end-credits so that
Nenslo's name is spelled right. His was the last name listed on the old
credits roll and it was spelled "Orton Neslo."
There are excellent mpeg4 and divX avi copies on alt.binaries.multimedia.slack for
those who can't wait for the revised DVD, will never pay for it, and
who know what an mp4 is and how to download a 686 mb file from a
binaries Usenet group, which I figure narrows it down to about 5
people.
The mpeg4 plays on video iPods. Some DVD players will
play mpeg4 or avi, some won't.
Old ARISE! watchers will not be able to detect anything MISSING, but
you'll see a lot of NEW stuff. The old version of ARISE was finished in
1991... but this new version has glimpses and even whole added clips of
(relatively) newer SubGenii like Rev. Susie the Floozie, Rev. Nickie
Deathchick, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, The Amino Acids, Lonesome Cowboy Dave
etc.
OK OK SLACK SLACK
Just about ANYBODY can now view the main SubGenius videos (including excerpts from the newly revamped ARISE!). Over twenty are already posted, and more coming!
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=SubGenius
NOTE: Two of the videos, "Public Service Announcement" and "Dobbs DeMeditator," were not posted by me. These may be the first two that appear on the screen; don't let them deter you. There are two pages listing a dozen videos each. The best one to start with would be "SubGenius Commercial," if you have't seen it, or the ARISE clip called "Life of "Bob"."
This Video Google thing can be pretty habit-forming. The oddest things come up when you use its search engine. I typed in "nudity" for the search, and on the first page I got (among other things with little or no actual nudity) the SubVids BUG PORN and X-DAY'S A-COMIN'.
Seeing "BUG PORN $1" on that screen in exactly that way completes a
circle -- years ago, I had a dream of seeing bug close-ups with the
blinking bold red phrase "BUG PORN $1" on an internet movie, and that's
what prompted me to start actually putting together that movie. Which
may be one reason the narrative of the movie actually makes no kind of
sense at all.
I need to go back in and add keywords to most of the movies'
descriptions. I'll put them in a secret place where the video uploader
put the transcript, if there is one -- which nobody else sees yet. The
search engine looks for those words, though. That's why if you use
"triceratops" for the search it'll pull up a dumb Japanese rock band
and Day of the SubGenius -- which is based on Brag of the SubGenius,
which text is what I pasted in for the transcript.
OTHER VIDEO NEWS: iPod, phone versions of ARISE!, other SubGenius shorts
posted
iPOD-ready versions of several shorts -- and THE WHOLE ARISE! --- are
on a.b.m.s. Yes, ALL OF ARISE! in iPod-ready m4v format (mpeg4 with a
twist of lemon). Only 400 mb! (posted in easy-to-assemble RAR parts
with special PARS in case any of the RARs are missing)
Also posted are teeny-tiny versions of ARISE! (the whole movie, in
sizes from 25 mb to 70 mb) ready for various types of mobile phones --
3GP format and AMC -- and a WMV version that's the teeniest yet, just
for the hell of it.
I also put some of these onto the Usenet groups alt.binaries.ipod.videos and alt.binaries.warez.pocketpc.movies
If any of you all-net-capable kids wanted to put these smallish files into circulation
some other way besides Usenet, that'd be great. I don't even know what
the other parts of the Internet are CALLED. All your peer to peer
stuff. Where you let your computers directly sniff each others' butts.
Let me know, is all I ask, so I can put a link to them on SubSITE.
A.b.m.s. also sports the full-res DivX avi of ARISE (from last week)
and an mpeg4 hi-res version, posted a month ago.
This is the REVISED ARISE!, with a lot of fixes and new footage. The ARISE! DVD in our catalog likewise is the new version. It has 45 minutes of Extra Features, too, that the old DVD didn't have: the Censored Scenes, 6X-Day, Bug Porn, 2 X-Day music videos ("X-Day's A-Comin'" and "Planet X or Bust"), Sosodada's Dobbstown travel ad, Onan's Confession, and Cobblestone's "Mapped Out 2".
I recut ARISE! video like a house-afire. I started out
intending merely to change some addresses and prices in the old
version, and pack some extras into the DVD (like the out-takes), but I
got to picking my way through the entire thing, replacing shots here
and fixing little niggling errors there. I must've made 300 changes.
It's REALLY different... much better looking.
Where there used to be shitty shots of great artwork, now it's great
shots of great artwork. Where there used to be crappy silent movie
footage in some places, now there's full-scale CGI. Like for instance,
Dobbstown used to be represented by some ripped-off shot from a silent
Atlantis movie or whatnot. Now it's REALLY DOBBSTOWN in full glorious
CGI. The Wings of Slack rise over cities as sunset-lit clouds stream
overhead. Melty psychedelic Dobbsheads that were impressive in 1986
have been replaced by melty psychedelic Dobbsheads that were impressive
in 2006.
Sequences that were once one dull shot of an old graphic are now
BARRAGES of DOZENS of new graphics. Or oldishly-new graphics (mostly
Nenslo, me and LeMur). I even added updated end-credits so that
Nenslo's name is spelled right. His was the last name listed on the old
credits roll and it was spelled "Orton Neslo."
There are excellent mpeg4 and divX avi copies on alt.binaries.multimedia.slack for
those who can't wait for the revised DVD, will never pay for it, and
who know what an mp4 is and how to download a 686 mb file from a
binaries Usenet group, which I figure narrows it down to about 5
people.
The mpeg4 plays on video iPods. Some DVD players will
play mpeg4 or avi, some won't.
Old ARISE! watchers will not be able to detect anything MISSING, but
you'll see a lot of NEW stuff. The old version of ARISE was finished in
1991... but this new version has glimpses and even whole added clips of
(relatively) newer SubGenii like Rev. Susie the Floozie, Rev. Nickie
Deathchick, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, The Amino Acids, Lonesome Cowboy Dave
etc.
OK OK SLACK SLACK
Here's a fun "Bob" sound game to do and play
http://www.leanbackproductions.com/streams/slack/
The fine folks at Leanback Productions (or so they say) have completed
this hypnotic interactive noisemaker. You access this ongoing stream of
audio loops from the site, then click on a colorful Dobbshead -- each
click causes the configuration of random audio loops to change. Some of
the loops are musical and some are from the SubSITE Sound Holes, so
what come up are randomly-grabbed combos of music and old-timey
SubGenius ranting. If you like a loop, you click in the red areas near
the Pipe, and if you don't like something, you click in the blue upper
hairdo areas of the Dobbshead. This "ranks" the loop, and changes the
stream to another randomly-selected one.
So far, only the maker and I have diddled with it, but in theory, as
more people monkey with it, it becomes more complex.
As I understand it, which may not be saying much, there is some math
behind this that's new, which may be of interest to programmers.
My only problem with it is that it takes like 8 seconds for the change
to occur after my clicks, which I think is because the signal has to go
to London and back for the change to register.
I had extra fun with it, because it forced me to install the free Mac
audio prog "WHAMB," which streams OGG files that iTunes won't stream,
and I'm always glad when I'm forced to install a superior free program
The fine folks at Leanback Productions (or so they say) have completed
this hypnotic interactive noisemaker. You access this ongoing stream of
audio loops from the site, then click on a colorful Dobbshead -- each
click causes the configuration of random audio loops to change. Some of
the loops are musical and some are from the SubSITE Sound Holes, so
what come up are randomly-grabbed combos of music and old-timey
SubGenius ranting. If you like a loop, you click in the red areas near
the Pipe, and if you don't like something, you click in the blue upper
hairdo areas of the Dobbshead. This "ranks" the loop, and changes the
stream to another randomly-selected one.
So far, only the maker and I have diddled with it, but in theory, as
more people monkey with it, it becomes more complex.
As I understand it, which may not be saying much, there is some math
behind this that's new, which may be of interest to programmers.
My only problem with it is that it takes like 8 seconds for the change
to occur after my clicks, which I think is because the signal has to go
to London and back for the change to register.
I had extra fun with it, because it forced me to install the free Mac
audio prog "WHAMB," which streams OGG files that iTunes won't stream,
and I'm always glad when I'm forced to install a superior free program
Thursday, October 27, 2005
SubGenius Holiday Coming!
Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus called Halloween "the day I wear my costume on the inside."
Here are our yearly SubSITE holiday reruns!
2004 Scary Art
2002 Scary Art
Olde-Tyme Halloween SubSITE home page
Extreme Pumpkins! Helpful hints. (Not one of ours.)
Pope Phil Monty's Halloween Card to Everyone
Halloween Rants
And in DETROIT, MICHIGAN:
AMINO ACIDS HALLOWEEN!
Oct 29th
The 9th annual Halloween bash @ Larry's house in Mount Clemens mi
Starring:
Mike The Pagan (Bagpipes)
The Cahsket Bahstards
The Jollys
The Minowin Brain Eaters (an Amino Acids cover band...wink wink)
It IS A BYOB PARTY
Snacks and stuff will be here as well
E-mail Rev. Angry Larry for directions or more info
rev_angrylarry@hotmail.com
Here are our yearly SubSITE holiday reruns!
2004 Scary Art
2002 Scary Art
Olde-Tyme Halloween SubSITE home page
Extreme Pumpkins! Helpful hints. (Not one of ours.)
Pope Phil Monty's Halloween Card to Everyone
Halloween Rants
And in DETROIT, MICHIGAN:
AMINO ACIDS HALLOWEEN!
Oct 29th
The 9th annual Halloween bash @ Larry's house in Mount Clemens mi
Starring:
Mike The Pagan (Bagpipes)
The Cahsket Bahstards
The Jollys
The Minowin Brain Eaters (an Amino Acids cover band...wink wink)
It IS A BYOB PARTY
Snacks and stuff will be here as well
E-mail Rev. Angry Larry for directions or more info
rev_angrylarry@hotmail.com
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
All Manner of New Stuff in the SubGenius Store
Ah, the $ales of "Bob"!
When our manufacturing partners at CafePress suggested some new SubGenius products they could provide at ULTRA-NEW, LOW, LOW NECK-BREAKING PRICES, we POUNCED UPON THE CHANCE!
For the Connietites (and the ladies) there are Sacred Tracksuits, Junior hoodies and Raglan hoodies! For the cud-chewin', head-scratchin' good ol' SubBoys, or SubGals, we offer several new Poebucker Cap styles sporting our best-selling, most Pink-angering designs, including the beloved "Bob"Fish.
For the Home or Lab Handyman we have Dobbshead light switches -- he looks great with a switch for a nose -- and for the devout, there are stately cherrywood-framed ceramic Holy Art altar ornaments.
We added some of our favorite art to three of the Large "Big Slug" Hallucinogenic Coffee-like Beverage Mugs. We offered these designs on regular coffee mugs already, but nobody here at the labs uses the regular sized mugs anymore, and we wanted them on large-size buckets for ourselves. All these fine things are pictured at the links below.
DID YOU KNOW that we can customize goods for you to some extent? For instance, if you see some art on a white T-shirt that you wish you could have on a GRAY or GREEN shirt, or if you would prefer a given shirt DIDN'T have anything on the back, say… we can easily add that product to the catalog, just for you (and whoever else comes along later). Just email stang@subgenius.com with special requests.
***********2 new Goodies in GEEGAWS and GIMCRACKS
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/188926
Sacred Church Logo Framed Tile
$11.49
Mounted in front room, keeps out evil spirits, nosy neighbors, cops, IRS.
Set off our decorative ceramic tile in its own stylish Cherrywood frame – the perfect way to complete a decorative gift or keepsake. Rounded edges and quality construction make this Framed Tile the ultimate wall accent.
• Frame measures 6” x 6” x 0.5”, with 4.25” x 4.25” tile
• Constructed of stained Cherrywood
• Two holes for wall mounting
Dobbshead Light Switch Cover
$9.99
Turn On the Darkness! Causes light to be sucked from a room when activated.
Turn it on! Add a fun, stylish accent to any room with our high-quality metal light switches. The roomy 3.5" x 5" size is a roomy creative surface to display unique decorative accents for the kitchen, office, or kid's room. Fits flush to the wall when installed.
• Measures 3.5" x 5", center hole measures 15/16" x 7/16"
• UL approved
• Glossy finish, fits flush with wall when installed
*********** New Hoodies, Tracksuits in WOMENS
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/188963
Dobbshead Jr. Hoodie
$27.99
BRANDED! "SubGenius" on back repels, True Dobbshead on Front beckons!
A fashion "must" that defines today’s hip style, our Jr. Hoodie is a body-loving curve-hugger. From American Apparel, get into baby soft 100% super fine-combed cotton fleece. Front zipper, hood and pockets to keep the chill off.
• Pre-washed 7.2 oz 100% Combed Ring Spun Cotton Fleece
• Size up for a looser fit
• Made in the USA
Dobbshead-Blessed Women's Tracksuit
$43.99
Show you're not PINK! (Also available in Pink).
Our Women’s Raglan Tracksuit is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, so it feels great against the skin. The zip up hoodie is side-seamed for a shapely fit. The color coordinated sweatpants are destined to be your favorite etc.etc.
• Preshrunk and laundered 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• 7.5 ounce mid-weight fleece
• Straight-leg sweatpants with drawstring waist
Dobbshead Branded Women's Raglan Hoodie
$29.99
Three colors available -- but Dobbshead and Church Logo on back retain sacred original untainted noncolors!
Our Women's Raglan Hoodie is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, etc etc etc.
*********** New Styles in SubDobbsian HEADGEAR
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/368125
Bobfish Cap
$15.99
The other good ol' boys will jes' luv this'n. Yeee haw. Available in khaki or white.
Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure, as well as Premium Printing for images that last.
• ·Adjusts from 20" to 24"
• Crown measures 3 _"
• Unstructured 100% brushed cotton canvas
• Available in Khaki or White
SubGenius Logo Cap
$15.99
Handy "cap" hides cranial deformities, macro-or micro-encephalagy, Mentat swelling, Slan tendrils, etc.
Bobfish Trucker Hat
$13.99
One of our most popular and also most widely detested items! Yet it's NEW!
Up for the long haul, our standard Trucker Hat features a resilient polyester foam front, and adjustable headband for the perfect fit.
• Adjusts from 17" to 24"
• Crown measures 4"
• 100% polyester foam front, 100% nylon mesh weave back
OBEY Trucker Hat
$13.99
Sturdy Espira "Obey" logo hypnotises subjects, lessens their squirming during Indoctrination sessions.
***********3 new LARGE CERAMIC DRINKING MUGS
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/188946
45 MORE Dobbsheads Large Mug
$14.99
Heart Ignition's mutated grandchildren! Takes days to ingest.
Super-size your favorite beverage or just size-up to avoid spills with our hefty, 15 oz. ceramic Large Mug. Large easy-grip handle. When you need more, mug it up.
• Measures 4.5" tall, 3.25" diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
The Test Large Mug
$14.99
Mural by Rev. Ivan Stang pays homage to "Bob" and Don Tatro's Creepy Clown.
Bond-2 Dobbsheads Large Mug
$14.99
Mister Fernandinande LeMur adapted this old timey artwork just for you. Romantic. Buy a whole set for a wedding gift.
*******And don't miss the short-lived collector's items in the X-Day section:
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/188969
ALL PRODUCTS ARE MADE IN DOBBSTOWN
When our manufacturing partners at CafePress suggested some new SubGenius products they could provide at ULTRA-NEW, LOW, LOW NECK-BREAKING PRICES, we POUNCED UPON THE CHANCE!
For the Connietites (and the ladies) there are Sacred Tracksuits, Junior hoodies and Raglan hoodies! For the cud-chewin', head-scratchin' good ol' SubBoys, or SubGals, we offer several new Poebucker Cap styles sporting our best-selling, most Pink-angering designs, including the beloved "Bob"Fish.
For the Home or Lab Handyman we have Dobbshead light switches -- he looks great with a switch for a nose -- and for the devout, there are stately cherrywood-framed ceramic Holy Art altar ornaments.
We added some of our favorite art to three of the Large "Big Slug" Hallucinogenic Coffee-like Beverage Mugs. We offered these designs on regular coffee mugs already, but nobody here at the labs uses the regular sized mugs anymore, and we wanted them on large-size buckets for ourselves. All these fine things are pictured at the links below.
DID YOU KNOW that we can customize goods for you to some extent? For instance, if you see some art on a white T-shirt that you wish you could have on a GRAY or GREEN shirt, or if you would prefer a given shirt DIDN'T have anything on the back, say… we can easily add that product to the catalog, just for you (and whoever else comes along later). Just email stang@subgenius.com with special requests.
***********2 new Goodies in GEEGAWS and GIMCRACKS
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/188926
Sacred Church Logo Framed Tile
$11.49
Mounted in front room, keeps out evil spirits, nosy neighbors, cops, IRS.
Set off our decorative ceramic tile in its own stylish Cherrywood frame – the perfect way to complete a decorative gift or keepsake. Rounded edges and quality construction make this Framed Tile the ultimate wall accent.
• Frame measures 6” x 6” x 0.5”, with 4.25” x 4.25” tile
• Constructed of stained Cherrywood
• Two holes for wall mounting
Dobbshead Light Switch Cover
$9.99
Turn On the Darkness! Causes light to be sucked from a room when activated.
Turn it on! Add a fun, stylish accent to any room with our high-quality metal light switches. The roomy 3.5" x 5" size is a roomy creative surface to display unique decorative accents for the kitchen, office, or kid's room. Fits flush to the wall when installed.
• Measures 3.5" x 5", center hole measures 15/16" x 7/16"
• UL approved
• Glossy finish, fits flush with wall when installed
*********** New Hoodies, Tracksuits in WOMENS
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/188963
Dobbshead Jr. Hoodie
$27.99
BRANDED! "SubGenius" on back repels, True Dobbshead on Front beckons!
A fashion "must" that defines today’s hip style, our Jr. Hoodie is a body-loving curve-hugger. From American Apparel, get into baby soft 100% super fine-combed cotton fleece. Front zipper, hood and pockets to keep the chill off.
• Pre-washed 7.2 oz 100% Combed Ring Spun Cotton Fleece
• Size up for a looser fit
• Made in the USA
Dobbshead-Blessed Women's Tracksuit
$43.99
Show you're not PINK! (Also available in Pink).
Our Women’s Raglan Tracksuit is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, so it feels great against the skin. The zip up hoodie is side-seamed for a shapely fit. The color coordinated sweatpants are destined to be your favorite etc.etc.
• Preshrunk and laundered 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• 7.5 ounce mid-weight fleece
• Straight-leg sweatpants with drawstring waist
Dobbshead Branded Women's Raglan Hoodie
$29.99
Three colors available -- but Dobbshead and Church Logo on back retain sacred original untainted noncolors!
Our Women's Raglan Hoodie is sporty, stylish and ultra-soft, etc etc etc.
*********** New Styles in SubDobbsian HEADGEAR
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/368125
Bobfish Cap
$15.99
The other good ol' boys will jes' luv this'n. Yeee haw. Available in khaki or white.
Our adjustable, 100% brushed cotton Cap is unstructured and an ideal way to beat the heat. Wear it anytime you want to keep the sun off or cover up a bad hair day. It features a sturdy low profile brim, sweatband, and adjustable closure, as well as Premium Printing for images that last.
• ·Adjusts from 20" to 24"
• Crown measures 3 _"
• Unstructured 100% brushed cotton canvas
• Available in Khaki or White
SubGenius Logo Cap
$15.99
Handy "cap" hides cranial deformities, macro-or micro-encephalagy, Mentat swelling, Slan tendrils, etc.
Bobfish Trucker Hat
$13.99
One of our most popular and also most widely detested items! Yet it's NEW!
Up for the long haul, our standard Trucker Hat features a resilient polyester foam front, and adjustable headband for the perfect fit.
• Adjusts from 17" to 24"
• Crown measures 4"
• 100% polyester foam front, 100% nylon mesh weave back
OBEY Trucker Hat
$13.99
Sturdy Espira "Obey" logo hypnotises subjects, lessens their squirming during Indoctrination sessions.
***********3 new LARGE CERAMIC DRINKING MUGS
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/188946
45 MORE Dobbsheads Large Mug
$14.99
Heart Ignition's mutated grandchildren! Takes days to ingest.
Super-size your favorite beverage or just size-up to avoid spills with our hefty, 15 oz. ceramic Large Mug. Large easy-grip handle. When you need more, mug it up.
• Measures 4.5" tall, 3.25" diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
The Test Large Mug
$14.99
Mural by Rev. Ivan Stang pays homage to "Bob" and Don Tatro's Creepy Clown.
Bond-2 Dobbsheads Large Mug
$14.99
Mister Fernandinande LeMur adapted this old timey artwork just for you. Romantic. Buy a whole set for a wedding gift.
*******And don't miss the short-lived collector's items in the X-Day section:
http://www.cafepress.com/subgen/188969
ALL PRODUCTS ARE MADE IN DOBBSTOWN
Hour of Slack #1016 - Live show with St. Paul Krassner
Special episode, live at the WCSB studio in Cleveland on 10-09-05 with guest St. Paul Krassner and regular hosts Rev. Ivan Stang, Lonesome Cowboy Dave and Princess Wei "R." Doe.
"What REALLY Happened to The Left?" -- plus the unusual chain-gang of idiots.
Ogg Vorbis copies and misc. radio stations' streams: http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html
MP3s at:
http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=14469
SEE ALSO http://WWW.PAULKRASSNER.COM
"What REALLY Happened to The Left?" -- plus the unusual chain-gang of idiots.
Ogg Vorbis copies and misc. radio stations' streams: http://subgenius.com/ts/hos.html
MP3s at:
http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=14469
SEE ALSO http://WWW.PAULKRASSNER.COM
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