YETINSYNY LOCATER/ GOOD SEX FOR MUTANTS DATING SERVICE reborn!
This service shows great potential for helping SubGeniuses locate each other. I have no doubt that it will lead to many sexings, friendships, and bitter fights!
Pope David Lee Black says of it: “I have discovered at least 10 UNKNOWN Euro-SubGenii in 1 day through this site. I implore you to go to this site, join the London clench I created, one of the other EuroSubG clenchs, OR CREATE YOUR OWN for you respective country or town.” Also good for kook-hunting, pagan-peeking, Discordian discovering.
NEW NEWSGROUP UP AND RUNNING SUBMOVIES 24-7
Last night my Usenet newsgroup service, Giganews.com, started offering our new movies and audio group, ALT.BINARIES.MULTIMEDIA.SLACK. I actually jumped around and sang weird chants, alarming Princess Wei, I was so happy. PRAISE MODEMAC, who got the ball rolling. It’s already on EasyNews, Supernews (I think) and Verizon. You may have to pester your service to start offering it. They won’t add it automatically. Anyway, I posted the following in SVCD-ready MPEG2: The SubGenius Commercial, The X-Day Commercial, Bolex Bros.’ Day of the SubGenius, Codini’s Intermission and Adventures in Teen Life, Onan’s Confession, and the intense documentary by the late Danish SubGenius, Sverre Kristensen, Something New to Die For. These are kick-ass quality copies, almost as good as the ones on our DVDs.
GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE:
Well, a hell of a ShorDurPerSav, anyway. I looked at this, turned to Wei and said, "I want to MARRY THEM." My friend Rev. Jim Blanchard turned me on to this.
Done by OKIES! More "Doktor" than Doktors 4 "Bob"! BEYOND fucked up.
“Christian Pirate Pussies.” They're pirates, but they're Christians, and they are vaginas. Vaginas with arms and legs, except for the captain, who has a peg-leg, and the vagina in the crow's nest, which has tits. The Southpark guys will be cutting off THEIR OWN FINGERS in jealousy! After viewing this movie, check out
Even YOUR lower jaw will hit the floor. This is the most stark take on 9-11 I've seen since "I LIKE TO WATCH." Every other animator is a WEENIE compared to this person or persons!
Then hit their main page, http://thorrific.com/ and go to the graphics section. Click on "HUMMERS ARE BAD ASS." These people are REAL. THIS IS *REAL* ART. On the same page, look at "BEEF BEEF BEEF." It will FUCK YOU UP GOOD.
The PHOTO GALLERY is likewise full of marvels. This guy (?) has a fine eye for po’buckerdom. Wei and I spent an hour at least going through this stuff. Great for family togetherness. Gather the kids around and enjoy quality family viewing time.
And the BEST NEWS OF THE DAY: yet another Conspiracy False “Bob” gets karmic payback. Don't fuck wit de "BOB".
Enzyte "Male Enhancement" Company BUSTED
ALT.SLACK ARCHIVE UPDATED
The ARCHIVE OF ALT.SLACK from JANUARY is now up at the Online Stark Fist, thanks to Rev. Fenian and Rev. Paco, who have spelled me in the saving and organizing of it.
Now, to celebrate, go to subgenius.com/scatalog/new_crap.htm
See you there, or at The Detroit Devival at The Magic Stick tomorrow night!