Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Magdalen's case makes TV news

Magdalen's case makes TV news


From the story:

"Judge Punch refused our previous requests for comment on this case.
And we learned he is currently out of town. Bevilacqua will be back
in court next month, but in front of new judge. Judge Punch recused
himself last week."

-- Please note this does not mean Magdalen has won the case (yet), or
that the case has been settled or dismissed. It is being re-assigned
to another judge, who will be from a completely different country.
Magdalen is hopeful that the new judge will be one who treats the case
with less bias and more neutrality, as judges should.

This news came to us thanks to Modemac's The High Weirdness Project

Wild Hunt has been doing a good job keeping track of the ongoing

Maybe this ongoing publicity explains why we're STILL selling way too many Ordainment
Memberships a day (like 6 or 7).

Judge Punch may have gotten his Good Christian rocks off briefly by
fucking up one SubGenius family throroughly, but in so doing he also
inadvertently provided the Church of the SubGenius with priceless,
life-giving publicity.

I did like 8 talk shows in the last 2 weeks, and I have had to
constantly replenish Membership pack supplies to meet the demand for

Oddly enough there's a marked increase in orders from military bases...
I must've sent 10 APO/AE packages out last week.

Methinks Judge Punch could smell Geraldo coming.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

New SubGenius Book Cover

Due out in August from Thunder's Mouth. Due into Thunder's Mouth by May 15.

Photoreal Dobbshead by Nenslo

45 Dobbsheads background by Heart Ignition

Princess Wei "R." Doe came up with the spelling "Psychlopaedia" as well as half of "Bobliographon."

"The SubGenius Cyclopaedia" is predicted in the little list of Books and Films in Pamphlet #1, written in 1979.

In other news:

Updates on Magdalen's custody case

Friday, March 17, 2006

SubGenius Reverend Magdalen ordered not to mention her son on the Internet

This news from Modemac:

Since the news of Reverend Magdalen's legal proceedings broke, people
have been asking Magdalen to post the actual transcripts of the court
proceedings, so that they can read Judge Punch's words for themselves
and verify that she was speaking the truth. The transcripts of the
case were to become available by March 6th. However, for the entire
week since March 3rd, Magdalen has been absent from the Internet, and
she has not been able to make the transcripts available.

The reason for Magdalen's absence (and the lack of the transcripts)
became clear as of Thursday, March 9. On that day, I learned that the
judge had ordered Magdalen to cease all communication on the Internet
regarding her son. This was not a written statement ˆ the judge had
verbally ordered her to remain offline, and no written order was
available. Magdalen stated that even though the order was verbal, the
court considered it to be an official order from the judge, and so she
has had to remain offline since then.

However, as of March 15th, Magdalen had obtained legal reputation from
none other than the law firm of Lipsitz Green Fahringer Roll Salisbury
& Cambria, LLP. (This firm includes Larry Flynt and Marilyn Manson
among their clients.) Magdalen's legal team is challenging this order.
When the order is overturned and she is online again, she will have
quite a story to tell.

IMPORTANT: Because Magdalen has a new legal team, donations to her
legal fund are to be sent to a new address. Paypal donations can still
be sent to magdalen@subgenius.com. Checks or other payments can be
mailed to the attention of:

Christopher S. Mattingly
Lipsitz Green LLP
42 Delaware Avenue
Suite 300
Buffalo, New York 14202-3857

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

X-Rated Satanistical Masoniac Artwork, Photos

Ah, yes, Dear Friends.

I have been promising for a year to update the Art Mines, and, by gobbs, I have just uploaded a year's worth of art, cartoons, printable PDFs, little Internetiful movies, lost 8X-Day photos, Chick take-offs, Flash blips, media barrages, comics, proon, etc.



and it contains the Dobbsly stuff from alt.binaries.slack since Sunday-year.

A year of IMBJR, LeMur, Heart Ignition, Artemia Salina, Espira, Zontar. . . it has ALL THE THATs by the forementioned, and the CONNIEs. . . little movies in cellphone-ready tiny WMV format. . . Pamphlets #1 and 2 in PDF format. . . an all-new pamphlet by Pope Coronus, and another by Rev. Priest. . . Lamprey System's TRANSMANIACON, which presents 1000 bulldada images per second, if you have a Mac; and. . .

SubGenius PORTRAITS 2004-2006 -- photos of everybody
plus hand-drawn portraits by Nu-Monet and Artemia Salina

8X-Day pics not previously posted

Although I carefully tweaked and adjusted the main Art Mines stash, the Portraits and Devivals photos stashes are assembled rather more hurriedly. Be ready for larger file sizes. The Index might sate your curiosity without your having to look at each picture full-size. Some Mysteries may await you in the Portraits area, because I've relied on the file names to identify the individuals and I (or the contributors) didn't always label the files with that much detail.

There are definitely all manner of mistakes and typos in this brand-new mass upload, so if anybody wants to tattle to me about fuckups I'll be glad to hear them.

I might also add the other recent news that we got a new SubGenius book deal. We are now assembling the tome "SUBGENIUS CYCLOPAEDIA OF SLACK Vol. 1 -- THE BOBLIOGRAPHON" for Thunder's Mouth Press, who will also be reprinting REVELATION X. The books will be out in August, but that means I have to finish the writing, art selection and layout by May 15!

So, if you notice that Hours of Slack are all RERUNS for the next 2 months, you'll know why.

BUT! At least I got 300 megs of newly old stuff onto SubSITE.

FREE for you to view, in FULL COLOR and STEREOPHONIC SOUND. So, think about contributing to our projects by BUYING SOMETHING from the Scatalog. . . because the stuff we SELL is NOT THE SAME as what we HAND OUT.

Now that we have refreshed the Art Mines, done the umpteen dozen radio talk shows and Hours of Slack about Magdalen's case, and generally caught up or gotten ahead on the various weekly and monthly SubGenius media stashes, I am planning to vanish into this book project until it is done. We will still be filling orders and accepting donations, but if nobody answers your friendly, chatty email to SubG Foundation, this-all is why. Thank you for your patience and understanding. Now scope out http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics13/index.html